lipad
Monday, August 25, 2008
nasa condo niya ko nun. tumingin ako sa labas ng bintana at may nakita akong plastic bag na lumilipad. di ko alam pero ako ang unang pumasok sa utak ko noon.
isinantulad ko ang aking sarili sa plastic bag na yun. dinadala lang ng hangin sa itaas, pero pag bumagsak na, di na alam kung asan siya; malayo na sa pinanggalingan.
isang piraso ng basura na umabot sa taas dahil lamang sa swerte.
ano ba kasing iniisip ko? madaming tao na mas bagay sa kanya. mas matalino, mayaman, mas may oras. di tulad ko, wala lang.
pero siya na ata ang pinakamagandang bagay na nagyari sakin. sa kanya ko lang naramdaman mga nararamdaman ko ngayon.
hindi lang maisip ang sarili ko na wala siya. di ko kaya na makita na sa ibang tao na sya sasandal. iniisip ko palang masakit na.
kakapit ako. hanggang mapagod ang hangin sa kakaihip sakin pataas.
kada : ehjiboi
like this is sooo funny, you know, nakakatawa? :)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
this is a repost. it's so funny i have to share it to you guys.
rock rock sa air, ang ma-hit don't make galit. ü
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Ten Conyomandmentsby Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
kada : ehjiboi
[!] lipad
Monday, August 25, 2008
nasa condo niya ko nun. tumingin ako sa labas ng bintana at may nakita akong plastic bag na lumilipad. di ko alam pero ako ang unang pumasok sa utak ko noon.
isinantulad ko ang aking sarili sa plastic bag na yun. dinadala lang ng hangin sa itaas, pero pag bumagsak na, di na alam kung asan siya; malayo na sa pinanggalingan.
isang piraso ng basura na umabot sa taas dahil lamang sa swerte.
ano ba kasing iniisip ko? madaming tao na mas bagay sa kanya. mas matalino, mayaman, mas may oras. di tulad ko, wala lang.
pero siya na ata ang pinakamagandang bagay na nagyari sakin. sa kanya ko lang naramdaman mga nararamdaman ko ngayon.
hindi lang maisip ang sarili ko na wala siya. di ko kaya na makita na sa ibang tao na sya sasandal. iniisip ko palang masakit na.
kakapit ako. hanggang mapagod ang hangin sa kakaihip sakin pataas.
kada : ehjiboi
[!] like this is sooo funny, you know, nakakatawa? :)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
this is a repost. it's so funny i have to share it to you guys.
rock rock sa air, ang ma-hit don't make galit. ü
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ten Conyomandmentsby Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
kada : ehjiboi