quarantine
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
amp.
what a freaky movie. grubeh. homaygawd.
sakit sa ulo. freakeeeeeeesh. waaaaah.
watch it. don't watch it.
*shivers*
don't move. i'll shout. really. shhh.
kada : ehjiboi
Poner Fin
Sunday, December 07, 2008
now. im all alone.
kada : poor java boy
oo na. OP na ko.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
potek.
tara uminom. pft.
kada : ehjiboi
the strangers (a review of)
waaaaahhh!!!!
....
that's it. :)
kada : ehjiboi
lipad
Monday, August 25, 2008
nasa condo niya ko nun. tumingin ako sa labas ng bintana at may nakita akong plastic bag na lumilipad. di ko alam pero ako ang unang pumasok sa utak ko noon.
isinantulad ko ang aking sarili sa plastic bag na yun. dinadala lang ng hangin sa itaas, pero pag bumagsak na, di na alam kung asan siya; malayo na sa pinanggalingan.
isang piraso ng basura na umabot sa taas dahil lamang sa swerte.
ano ba kasing iniisip ko? madaming tao na mas bagay sa kanya. mas matalino, mayaman, mas may oras. di tulad ko, wala lang.
pero siya na ata ang pinakamagandang bagay na nagyari sakin. sa kanya ko lang naramdaman mga nararamdaman ko ngayon.
hindi lang maisip ang sarili ko na wala siya. di ko kaya na makita na sa ibang tao na sya sasandal. iniisip ko palang masakit na.
kakapit ako. hanggang mapagod ang hangin sa kakaihip sakin pataas.
kada : ehjiboi
like this is sooo funny, you know, nakakatawa? :)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
this is a repost. it's so funny i have to share it to you guys.
rock rock sa air, ang ma-hit don't make galit. ü
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Ten Conyomandmentsby Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
kada : ehjiboi
award
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
mapunta tayo sa usapang awards.
kanina, i was at starbs edsa central alone. i need my TIN number for my new work at makati.
dumating ako dun ng mga 9pm-ish. the person who could look my TIN up wasn't there yet. 11pm pa daw. sige, i'll wait since sayang ang pinunta ko pag umuwi ako.
so there i was, sa kapihan, mag-isa. i needed something to do other than coffee and yosi. wow, may newspaper. asteeeeg.
i read two newspapers. same headlines. about this good woman who gave up being a journalist in the US and became part of a group of people who helps somewhere in ifugao. nice girl. she taught and english and literature to kids, and she had to walk a lot just to get to where the kids are. nice noh? yun nga lang pinatay sya while she was walking alone.
the bastard who killed her said, in his defense, that he thaught the lady was his enemy from the village. doy. nakak-inis na rason yan amp. the girl hit from behind by a stone, got 15 brusises, mainly sa ulo. if i were the bastard, i would've realized that i was hitting the wrong person maybe.. i dunno, sa unang hit ko sa kanya?
bastard was sentenced a lifetime in prison. he can't be killed, kasi bawal sa pinas ang death sentence.
it's just sad that this woman had a such good intensions tas papatayin sya ng walang kamalay-malay. at ang pinaka-sad sa lahat was she was given the Order of the Golden Heart award after her death. posthumously, ika nga.
really sad that we recognize a thing that's good apag wala na.
-----------------------------------
speakin of awards, sa theater org namin sa UST, award might mean another thing. pede itong maging pagpapagalit, pambebenga, pangki-criticize. maaawardan ka pag pinapagalitan ka.
kania, inawardan ko ang HR department ng company ko dati.
grr.. pano, they were supposed to process my TIN dati pa. i worked for 4months dun, and they were taking deductions for taxes. tas ngayon hihingin ko lang yung TIN ko wala silang mabigay. bummer is an understatement.
'i curse the day they were born!' haha. ang kulit kasi.
anyway, i'll deal with 'em later. i think i should sleep now.
kada : ehjiboi
testing
Friday, May 23, 2008
hello?
kada : poor java boy
[!] quarantine
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
amp.
what a freaky movie. grubeh. homaygawd.
sakit sa ulo. freakeeeeeeesh. waaaaah.
watch it. don't watch it.
*shivers*
don't move. i'll shout. really. shhh.
kada : ehjiboi
[!] Poner Fin
Sunday, December 07, 2008
now. im all alone.
kada : poor java boy
[!] oo na. OP na ko.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
potek.
tara uminom. pft.
kada : ehjiboi
[!] the strangers (a review of)
waaaaahhh!!!!
....
that's it. :)
kada : ehjiboi
[!] lipad
Monday, August 25, 2008
nasa condo niya ko nun. tumingin ako sa labas ng bintana at may nakita akong plastic bag na lumilipad. di ko alam pero ako ang unang pumasok sa utak ko noon.
isinantulad ko ang aking sarili sa plastic bag na yun. dinadala lang ng hangin sa itaas, pero pag bumagsak na, di na alam kung asan siya; malayo na sa pinanggalingan.
isang piraso ng basura na umabot sa taas dahil lamang sa swerte.
ano ba kasing iniisip ko? madaming tao na mas bagay sa kanya. mas matalino, mayaman, mas may oras. di tulad ko, wala lang.
pero siya na ata ang pinakamagandang bagay na nagyari sakin. sa kanya ko lang naramdaman mga nararamdaman ko ngayon.
hindi lang maisip ang sarili ko na wala siya. di ko kaya na makita na sa ibang tao na sya sasandal. iniisip ko palang masakit na.
kakapit ako. hanggang mapagod ang hangin sa kakaihip sakin pataas.
kada : ehjiboi
[!] like this is sooo funny, you know, nakakatawa? :)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
this is a repost. it's so funny i have to share it to you guys.
rock rock sa air, ang ma-hit don't make galit. ü
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ten Conyomandmentsby Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
kada : ehjiboi
[!] award
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
mapunta tayo sa usapang awards.
kanina, i was at starbs edsa central alone. i need my TIN number for my new work at makati.
dumating ako dun ng mga 9pm-ish. the person who could look my TIN up wasn't there yet. 11pm pa daw. sige, i'll wait since sayang ang pinunta ko pag umuwi ako.
so there i was, sa kapihan, mag-isa. i needed something to do other than coffee and yosi. wow, may newspaper. asteeeeg.
i read two newspapers. same headlines. about this good woman who gave up being a journalist in the US and became part of a group of people who helps somewhere in ifugao. nice girl. she taught and english and literature to kids, and she had to walk a lot just to get to where the kids are. nice noh? yun nga lang pinatay sya while she was walking alone.
the bastard who killed her said, in his defense, that he thaught the lady was his enemy from the village. doy. nakak-inis na rason yan amp. the girl hit from behind by a stone, got 15 brusises, mainly sa ulo. if i were the bastard, i would've realized that i was hitting the wrong person maybe.. i dunno, sa unang hit ko sa kanya?
bastard was sentenced a lifetime in prison. he can't be killed, kasi bawal sa pinas ang death sentence.
it's just sad that this woman had a such good intensions tas papatayin sya ng walang kamalay-malay. at ang pinaka-sad sa lahat was she was given the Order of the Golden Heart award after her death. posthumously, ika nga.
really sad that we recognize a thing that's good apag wala na.
-----------------------------------
speakin of awards, sa theater org namin sa UST, award might mean another thing. pede itong maging pagpapagalit, pambebenga, pangki-criticize. maaawardan ka pag pinapagalitan ka.
kania, inawardan ko ang HR department ng company ko dati.
grr.. pano, they were supposed to process my TIN dati pa. i worked for 4months dun, and they were taking deductions for taxes. tas ngayon hihingin ko lang yung TIN ko wala silang mabigay. bummer is an understatement.
'i curse the day they were born!' haha. ang kulit kasi.
anyway, i'll deal with 'em later. i think i should sleep now.
kada : ehjiboi
[!] testing
Friday, May 23, 2008
hello?
kada : poor java boy